January 2011
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“Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...”
– President Barack Obama
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Definitely almost bit it thrice on the way to french today.
I HATE WINTER.
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Life Alert
Dad: Hello…r u there?
Dad: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Daughter: ?????
Dad: I’m just preparing you for when I get old
Currently debating about whether or not I should call the duty (doodie) phone on these drunken turds in my hall…
you know, it’s not the weekend for ALL of us yet…i fucking hate thirsty thursdays
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In Six Feet Under when Claire, David, and Edie go to the movies in season 4, there is a preview of The Prince And Me (which starred Julia Stiles) in which David commented on Julia Stiles prettiness.
WHEN I SAW THIS, I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD FORESHADOWING!!!!
O HAI THERE, Lumen Pierce, what are you doing not on Dexter??
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Discman Issues
Mom: Why does the music stop when I take the cd out?
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Why the fuck was I just tearing up after watching the season three finale of Six Feet Under? It was not even that sad! The only happenstances were that Nate’s shitty wife Lisa kicked it and then Nate got schwasted off his ass and got into a barfight and then showed up at Brenda’s door. I don’t even know why I want them to get back together. I hated Nate’s and...
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My floor just had a pure romance party.
Now my hands are covered in delicious tasting lube. If only I had a boyfriend, because this would have been a lot more useful.
"We have a deal where we each get to pick five...
ohtiffuh:
fuckyeahfriends:
Five Guys:
Chris O’Donnel
John F. Kennedy, Jr.,
Daniel day Lewis
Sting
Parker Stevenson
Five Girls:
Uma Thurman
Winona Ryder
Elizabeth Hurely
Michelle Pfieffer
Dorothy Hammill
Reblog with your five guys/girls.
Five Guys:
Rupert Grint
Johnny Depp
Matt Dillion
Jake Gyllenhaal
James Franco
Five Girls:
Angelina Jolie
Amanda Seyfried
Helena Boham...
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I don’t need to watch the US Skins to know that it sucks hairy-ass balls. Also, how can you replace adorable, adorable too gay to function Maxxie with a lesbian?! And how can they replicate the Sid and Cassie and Tony and Michelle drama? I really hope that American teenagers do not fall for this bullshit.
UK SKINS FOR LYFE, BITCHEZ
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Top five favorite golden globe outfits!
Claire Danes Olivia Wilde (this is just amazing and so badass!) Leighton Meester Hailee Steinfeld (very classy and very age-appropriate!) Emma Stone (the blond hair is growing on me, but i definitely prefer the auburn)
(all images are from style.com)
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I really don’t understand all of the “Social Network” hate. “Inception” was amazing, but “Social Network” was fucking amazing!!!!!
Have the haters even SEEN how amazing Andrew and Jesse were?!?
Anyways, “Inception” will probably win a shit ton of Oscars, so stop being such dipshits about “Inception” being robbed. Just be happy that a deserving movie with phenomenal and...
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“Lots. He’s incredibly talented and intelligent and intuitive. It means so much...”
– Emma Stone, on what makes Andrew Garfield a great Peter Parker (via lucy-vanpelt)
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Three day weekend!
This entire article makes me sad. →
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
In a nutshell, they asked people on the street about some of the biggest upcoming actors, and decided whether or not they’ll be successful based on the responses. Okay, I get that most of these people aren’t exactly ~household names~ yet, but come on! Taylor fucking LAUTNER passes but Mia Wasikowska, Andrew Garfield and Joseph Gordon Levitt don’t? Some of the things people say...
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olive penderghast is my spirit animal.
mirrorsinawkwardplaces:
HAHA, YES!
After seeing this movie twice (yes, twice) and seeing Zombieland, Emma Stone has officially made it onto my list of girlcrushes.
And knowing that her and Andrew Garfield are in the Spiderman reboot and Marc Webb (director of (500) Days of Summer) is directing it, I REALLY WANT TO SEE IT.
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Chloé spring 2011 rtw
Marc Jacobs spring 2011 rtw
Oh Chloé and Marc, you never seem to disappoint me. If only I could afford your beautiful garments…
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It's so beautiful: IF YOU MARRIED WHOMEVER WAS... →
Mrs. Margaret Garfield (my background is Andrew Garfield).
If this was for realzies, I WOULD BE IN A STATE OF NIRVANA.
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I think I am going to build a fort in my room and watch Six Feet Under and Community until I cannot see straight.
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Acting With James Franco. →
FYI- there is more than one episode! Enjoy!
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Pixie cuts.
I wish I was one of the very specific type of people that can pull off a pixie cut like Emma’s or Carey’s without looking like a lesbian (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Having a pixie cut just looks so low maintenance and cute all of the time!!!
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